Englishball

Englishball is a language spoken in all of Commonwealth nations and many more countries. It is also considered a "global language" since there are many native and second language speakers who know the language.

History
Englishball was born, along with their brother Scotsball, by  Old Englishball in the 12th century. Englishball's youth was turbulent - sound changes galore like the great vowel shift distanced it from their Germanic cousins, but the most prominent event was its rape by Frenchball and  Normanball. They would be forever changed as many words that are related to government, the fine arts, and science were implemented by the Norman upper class. Most of the time, words that seem more refine or posh have Romantic origins, while lower, more commonplace words are Germanic (however, this is not always the case, as some Germanic words sound refine, or both the Germanic and Romantic words are commonplace). Englandball would eventually get their revenge, though, as colonialism spread it across the world, displacing native languages across the Americas, and even within the British Isles (rip Manxball and  Cornishball). Since the advent of the Internet, almost every language has displayed some influence, and others are in danger of becoming extinct entirely because of English's global prominence.

Friends

 * Nobody. One language is enough, fuck off.

Enemies

 * Scotsball - You're just a bastardized version of me!
 * Frenchball - How come you're too stubborn to learn any other language? I'm definitely not like that.
 * Latinball - Pretentious twat.
 * THE FUCKING CELTS - JUST DIE ALREADY